Never send a man to do a horse's job.
- Mr. Ed
“They think they can make fuel from horse manure - Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning”
- Billie Holiday
It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!
If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
- Henny Youngman
Horses are uncomfortable in the middle and dangerous at both ends.
- Attributed to both Christopher Stone and Ian Fleming
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
- Jeffrey Bernard
I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
- Abraham Lincoln
No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
- Will Rogers