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Friday, November 26, 2010

Amusing Horse Quotes

Never send a man to do a horse's job.

- Mr. Ed

“They think they can make fuel from horse manure - Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning”

- Billie Holiday

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!

~Nicholas Evans

If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

-Mark Twain

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

- Henny Youngman

Horses are uncomfortable in the middle and dangerous at both ends.

- Attributed to both Christopher Stone and Ian Fleming

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

- Jeffrey Bernard

I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.

- Abraham Lincoln

No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.

- Will Rogers


  1. I think Mr. Twain was onto something there. Here's another one for you:

    "He's doing it again, isn't he?"
    --Ranger whenever Bill does something to embarrass him (which is frequent).

  2. Yes, Bill just being Bill. Poor Ranger.